Hey you, stop that.

I am all for keeping my body as clean as possible. Some may say I have a little OCD. But, some of the ways we clean ourselves should be kept in the home, behind closed doors.

I am talking to you Mr. “Rides line 8 every morning and Q-Tips his ears on the bus”. I am almost to the point of vomiting when I see that you are going to be on the bus with me. Without fail, you sit down in the priority seating area and begin to go to down on your ears with the Q-Tips. You only pause to inspect your findings left on the Q-Tip. Really man, I love that you are keeping your ear canals clean, I do too. But I would beg of you to do that before you leave the house. I can’t keep from looking, its like a train wreck. STOP!

-brewcaster

Oregon Reddit

4 comments ↓

#1 Christian on 04.09.08 at 10:43 am

There’s a gentleman that uses Q-Tips on the #15 line. Kinda gross…

#2 JoeSchmoe on 04.10.08 at 11:39 am

Ack!

But more common are the weirdos that think trimming your nails in public is acceptable. (Or that of your children) Just that little clip click noise on a quiet train or bus is enough to make me cringe.

#3 April on 04.10.08 at 3:05 pm

Oh yes, I was just going to comment on people who clip their nails in public. That. is. disgusting! And you know, fingernail clippings hardly ever just fall to the ground, they fly in random directions. Can we all agree this is not acceptable behavior on the bus or MAX?!?!

#4 Christian on 04.10.08 at 3:10 pm

@ April - That’s the truth. Those nail clippings go everywhere!

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